Where did all this come from.......

snot....where did all this snot come from. One day I was a perfectly normal, well maybe not perfectly normal but as normal as I can be, person minding my own business and the next morning I wake up with a nose full of snot. What happened? Did the snot fairy come along at night and fill my nose with snot and gave it the capability to have babies in my nose so that no matter now much I blow my nose it keeps multiplying? Tons and tons of snot. I have gone through boxes and boxes of kleenex. And yet there is more snot there. It is dripping out my nose, running down my throat clogging up what were perfectly good lungs yesterday. It seems to be everywhere. I sleep with a kleenex box by my side and a wadded up piece of kleenex in my hand to catch the drips so they do not run on the the pillow and dry there with my face attached to the pillow. And along with the snot comes the sneezing. That tickle way back in your nose that usually happens after you have finally blown all the snot out of your nose, or at least you think you have, and then the tickle begins. way in the back of your nose, a little tickle and you scrunch up your nose because that is simply what your nose does when it is about to sneeze and the tickle gets worse and just when you are sure that you are going to sneeze the tickle gets less and you do this over and over again until finally you sneeze. It is kinda like an orgazam. It's there, it's not, it's there, it's not.....then it comes and explodes all over the place. And once again your nose is filled with snot.......with the sneeze not the orgasm. So for the rest of today I will walk around blowing my nose and sniffling because I have been visited by the snot fairy. If I ever actually see her she and I are going to have a very long talk.......