Jerry decorates

See the hole at the top of the door? See that hole? Jerry put that hole in that door.....all by himself and on purpose.....just not in the right place. You see we have cats and a dog. Satchel, the dog, likes to go into the bathroom and eat the cat food. So a solution to that was to put cat doors in the two major doors so the cats could go in and out and the door could be closed so Satchel didn't go in and eat the food. Jerry decided that we needed ONE MORE cat door to the bathroom. So he takes the door off and take it into the back yard to put the hole for the cat door. Keep in mind he has already done this twice so this should be a snap. So, I leave and go to the grocery store. When I get home I find him in the back yard with his arms waving around and all kinds of words coming out of his mouth. Remaining very calm I asked him what the problem was. He looked like a crazy person. He showed me that he cut the hole in the door and took it in to install only to find that he had turned the door upside down and put the hole at the TOP of the door instead of the bottom. This is where I lost it.....I started laughing so hard I couldn't even speak. He is taking the door into the bathroom and trying to flip it upside down to put the hole at the bottom....didn't work....he suggested putting the piece back in and duct taping it in place......that is soooo not going to happen......he tried everything but finally had to admit that he had to put ANOTHER hole in the door but this time at the bottom where it was supposed to be in the first place and install the door. All night we were in the cave watching tv looking at the hole in the door and I would just start laughing. We have hit upon a solution tho. An 11 x 14 canvas fits over the hole with room around it. So jerry is painting a canvas for the cave side of the room and I am doing one for the bathroom side and they will be screwed together so the hole will be covered. I am still laughing over this.