The birth of ZARDO
Unce upon a time, in a land that had a launch pad, there worked a man named Jerry. He toiled for hours on this launch pad erecting a missile that would fly into space and deliver satellites that would help us in our daily lives.He also drove a work truck out on this launch pad and he thought it would be funny to put a large sticker that said HAZARDOUS on the back window of this truck. As luck would have it his boss didn't think it was so funny and ordered him to remove it. So out Jerry went to the work truck ready to remove the offending sticker from the back window of his work truck. He started at the H side of the sticker and was successfun in removing the HA part of the sticker. The sticker tore so he decided that he would work from the S side of the sticker. He removed the SU from the sticker before it tore. From that miraculous start ZARDO was born. People at work started calling him Zardo as did his family members. Then came the birth of Zardo the rock star. During a party located at Zardo's house he came out dressed in several different costumes and sang with the band. Zardo rocked the house. The evolution of Zardo has been a long one but Zardo lives and breaths in ahumble house with his loving wife and children who are now known as Wife of Zardo, First Son of Zardo, Second Son of Zardo and Girlfriend of First Son of Zardo.