when I am president....................
There are a few things that I am going to make a law when I am president, queen or whatever gives me the power to do these things......
1. Tacky sparkly christmas sweaters will be illegal;
2. Any and all price stickets on products will be easily removable or the manufacturer will go to jail;
3. Women and men who have bathed in cheap smelly perfume/aftershave will be immediately sent to a shower and all of the offending material will be confiscated;
4. People who are obviously not handicapped and are using the handicapped parking space will have their knees broken so that now they are handicapped;
5. Bald men with comb overs will be immediately taken to a barber where the comb over will be removed;
6. Stretch pants of any variety will be put into a large burn pile and torched;
7. Advertising of men's underwear where it is obvious that there is a sock stuck into the front of the underpants and the man is smiling because he thinks this makes him look like he has a big dick will be banned;
8. People who own animals and do not property take care of them will not only have the animal taken away and given to a good home but the owner will have to do community service in an animal shelter for the rest of his/her life;
9. People who leave christmas lights on their houses all year will simply be electrocuted;
10. It will be illegal to leave garage sales signs/political signs up after the garage sale/voting is over. The offenders will be fined $1000.00 for each day it is left up after the event is over.
Ok, that's enough for now......until I think of more. Are there any you would like for me to inact when I become ruler of the world?
1. Tacky sparkly christmas sweaters will be illegal;
2. Any and all price stickets on products will be easily removable or the manufacturer will go to jail;
3. Women and men who have bathed in cheap smelly perfume/aftershave will be immediately sent to a shower and all of the offending material will be confiscated;
4. People who are obviously not handicapped and are using the handicapped parking space will have their knees broken so that now they are handicapped;
5. Bald men with comb overs will be immediately taken to a barber where the comb over will be removed;
6. Stretch pants of any variety will be put into a large burn pile and torched;
7. Advertising of men's underwear where it is obvious that there is a sock stuck into the front of the underpants and the man is smiling because he thinks this makes him look like he has a big dick will be banned;
8. People who own animals and do not property take care of them will not only have the animal taken away and given to a good home but the owner will have to do community service in an animal shelter for the rest of his/her life;
9. People who leave christmas lights on their houses all year will simply be electrocuted;
10. It will be illegal to leave garage sales signs/political signs up after the garage sale/voting is over. The offenders will be fined $1000.00 for each day it is left up after the event is over.
Ok, that's enough for now......until I think of more. Are there any you would like for me to inact when I become ruler of the world?