Friday, July 24, 2009
summer grill
In my book it doesn't get much better than this. Asparagus fresh from the farmers market. Picked that morning. Tossed in some olive oil, salt and pepper and grilled. I could have eaten all of them but shared with Jerry. Paired it with chicken sausage with basil and fontina and a glass of wine. Life is good.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
rebar bottle tree!!!!!
I have a rebar bottle tree!!!!! I requested that Kyle and his friend David do the welding and bending of the rebar if I supplied them with all the stuff to make it. They made me a wonderful bottle tree!!! I have wanted one of these since I saw one in a friends back yard (Dale) and when you have two 19-20ish boys hanging around your house bored out of their minds because they can't find jobs.......yesterday they were hired!!!!!................you put them to work using the knowledge that they possess and have them create something wonderful for you. I love my bottle tree and thank Kyle and David immensely for doing a great job!!! They decided tha tthey liked doing this and may go into production making and selling them!! Good work guys.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
poison oak and stupid ass doctors
ok, so i have poison oak - again - and the stupid ass doctor perscribed some whimpy ass steriod that I told him not to perscribe but oh no he knows better so he gives me the puny ass one and I take it. Does the poison oak go away....no it does not. It is spreading and popping up in more places. I took the entire dose of the puny ass stuff and finished it yesterday and I call the doctors office and speak with some 12 year old at the front desk. I tell her that I did what I was told and now I need the real stuff. She says she will tell the doctor and call me back. She calls back....the doctor wants me to come in so he can see me. I say - it is poison oak, he doesnt need to SEE it and I don't want to waste 2 hours and 20.00 for him to SEE it. I have a history of poison oak and I know what will make it stop. Just give me the stuff that will make it stop. She tells the doctor this and he still wants to SEE me. I finally say - ok when. Late friday afternoon. NO. I need to be seen before that. Well, then, I can see one of the other doctors. (Right about now I am about to blow a fuse. It is 91 ourside, I am so damn itchy my skin is bleeding from where I am scratching and I am in themiddle of trying to get dinner ready) I tell her I thought HE wanted to see me and how can HE see me if I SEE another doctor. All of this went on for about 1/2 hour with the calling back and forth. Finally when I was almost in tears I said fine, who can I see tomorrow morning....that would be this morning. 8:45 I go in to see a doctor, not MY doctor, but a doctor. He walks in and asks how I am......now how does he think I am......i say I have poison oak. He actually says "why". WHY? I tell him that I live in the middle of a field and my animals go into the poison oak and I pet them. He is not listening to a word I am saying because then he goes on to say that I should be careful and wear long pants and long sleeved clothing when I am around the poison oak. Huh? Then I tell him I just want the prenasone. He asks me how many times have I had poison oak. I tell him two to three times a year for the past 30 years. and yet again he is not listening because he says that your body will build up an imunity to it the more I get it. He is typing all of this into the computer while I am talking and he is typing with two fingers and I am looking at the back of his head and he really needs a hair cut because of all the hair on his neck and then I look at the back of his head and he has on a toupe. And then - your gonna love this - his cell phone rings and he actually answers it. I came so close to snatching that toupe right off his head and ramming it down his throat. Then he asks me about the prenasone and how many mm did I take the last time and how often. Huh? Look in my file, it is right there in front of you. I tell him how many mm and how many x a day and he doesn't believe me. No that can't be right he says. so finally he looks it up in my file and guess what.....I was right. Imagine me knowing more about my body then he does. I finally left the office without killing him and without ripping the toupe off his nasty pin head. Have I mentioned my dislike of doctors.
Thursday, July 09, 2009
Saturday, July 04, 2009
ArtFiberFest 2009
I have just returned from ArtFiberFest which was held in Portland at Reed College. Reed College is an incredibly beautiful place and a perfect spot for a retreat. Here is my diary of the trip:
ArtFiberFest was wonderful. I enjoyed every single minute of it. Probably the best retreat I have ever been to. I left early on Wed morning to catch a flight from Santa Barbara to Sacramento, changed planes in Sac and then flew into Portland. My friend Prudy was flying in about an hour after me so I waited for her. When she arrived we got a taxi who took us to a Trader Joes near Reed College so we could get wine for the event. The taxi dropped us off at the college and we went in and got our goody bag. What a goody bag it was!! A cloth patch worked shoulder bag with our itiniary and name badge in it along with snacks. Got over to the dorm and our rooms. The dorm rooms are small but very practical for one person and thankfully air conditioned. The bathroom is just across the hall with stalls for showers. After unpacking we went over to the dining hall for dinner. Whole wheat pasta with tomatoes, cheese, pesto and steamed broccoli. Then went to the welcome meeting where the teachers introduced themselves.
Thursday morning was scrambled eggs with mushrooms, fruit and french toast. My class was soft sculpture animals. She had us take a legnth of muslin and place stuffing in the middle. Then using crochet thread sew it closed and make it look like the animal that you wanted to make. After that was done we were to do a patchwork on the outside of the muslin. Originally I was going to do a crow but when I got the muslin sewed up it looked nothing like a crow so I kept playing with it.....added four legs, a tail, pigtails coming out of the top of her head. People kept asking me what it was.....i kept answering "i have no idea". I named her Ella. Other creatures in the room were a turtle, an elephant, a dog, and a monkey. Lunch was a flat iron steak sandwich with carmelized onions and peppers. Dinner was a bleu cheese burger. I havn’t had a burger in such a long time and they looked so good. I ate the whole damn thing. Between taking the class and having to think and all the walking we did between the dorms, dining hall and class rooms I figured I could have the burger. Man it was good. That night three instructors did demos - one in each dorm. They would demo a technique for 20 minutes and then we would go to the next dorm to see the next demo. There were three dorms so there was three groups of people going from one dorm to another watching the demos. One was using yarn and tieing knots in it to make a long scarf, Another was using coffee filters and round pieces of paper to string together and make a garland, And the last demo was making a tiny house out of card stock......After all of that we all hung out in the living room area where we stitched and bitched. Wonderful group of women.
Fridays breakfast was scrambled eggs with spinach and french toast and fruit. My class this day was Discovering Paverpol. I have had some Paverpol in my closet for awhile now and really didn’t know how to use it.....thus the class. We made a wire armature of the figure we wanted to make.....mine was a woman sitting down. Then we wrapped the wire with aluminum foil. After that we cut up white cotton t shirts and dipped the strips into the Paverpol and wrapped it around the form. The liquid reminded me a bit like mod podge. Once you had your figure completely wrapped it had to dry. I sat mine on the window ledge and when it was dry I painted her. The teachers had paper clay faces for us to use and I put one on mine. The classes go from 9-12, break from 12-1 for lunch and then 1-4 and it goes fast when your trying to complete your project. I finished painting her back at my dorm. Lunch was a grilled chicken breast sandwich with cranberry chutney and dinner was baked tilapia with pesto and roasted cauliflower. Usually I don’t like cooked cauliflower but I have never had it roasted before. I think I have found a new favorite veggie. That evening we had vendors night where the teachers and a few of the students had booths where they were selling their stuff. I got a book from Theo Ellsworth. I love his illustrations.
Saturday breakfast was scrambled eggs with tomatoes, blueberry muffin and fruit. The class is Treasure Nests. In this class we used half inch cotton cording and wrapped it with strips of cotton fabric and then coiled these into baskets. Very cute. After we finished making the baskets we embellished them with beads, fibers, etc. The teacher was great. This was her first class and she was a very good sport. At one point in the afternoon she left to go to the bathroom and told us keep working and not to go anywhere. Of course as soon as she went into the bathroom we all got up and ran down the hallway and hid. We waited until she returned to the room and she started laughing. We were like 5 year olds hiding from the teacher. It was so funny.
Lunch was grilled cheese with tomatoes and fruit. Dinner chicken enchiladas. Tonight was show and tell. Everyone put their projects out on the downstairs table in their dorms with cards filled out as to who the artist was, the class and the teacher. It was great going from dorm to dorm seeing what each student made.
Sunday morning was scrambled eggs with chives and a strawberry rhubarb pieish thing. Pie for breakfast! Fabulous. I finished packing and Prudy had arranged for the taxi to meet us in the parking lot at 9:15. I waited by the elevator while Prudy brushed her teeth and when she returned to her room she realized that she had locked her key in the room. We got the emergency number and called to have someone come over to unlock the room. It would be at least 15 minutes before they could do that and my flight was before hers so I took the taxi to the airport. Taxi drivers are absolutely insane. I stopped watching him driving and shut my eyes. I figure that my watching him wasn’t going to prevent an accident. We did get there safely and I got on my flight and home safely. Arrived in Santa Barbara around 5:00. Jerry took me to the Elephant Bar for dinner. Artfest is was a wonderful retreat with great people and classes. There are less than 100 people at this retreat so it is much more intimate and you get to know each other over meals and classes. I am thinking about putting in a proposal for teaching next year. If you ever get the chance to attend ArtFiberFest it is a must. Tracy and Teesha Moore go above and beyond to offer such a wonderful venue.
Things I learned at ArtFiberFest:
a) I love Portland and want to go back to explore the city;
b) Anal bleaching ;
c) I am able to sleep on a mattress that is covered in plastic and makes me slip and almost fall out of bed;
d) some people's grandmothers have large black vibrators that they insist on using and bringing with them where ever they go (you know who you are);
e) I can laugh till I pee my pants;
f) I really enjoyed being around a creative bunch of people. I usually work alone and am not around too many people.
g) I can't wait until next year!!
I have posted pictures of AFF on my Flickr page:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40111833@N02/sets/72157620958779474/
ArtFiberFest was wonderful. I enjoyed every single minute of it. Probably the best retreat I have ever been to. I left early on Wed morning to catch a flight from Santa Barbara to Sacramento, changed planes in Sac and then flew into Portland. My friend Prudy was flying in about an hour after me so I waited for her. When she arrived we got a taxi who took us to a Trader Joes near Reed College so we could get wine for the event. The taxi dropped us off at the college and we went in and got our goody bag. What a goody bag it was!! A cloth patch worked shoulder bag with our itiniary and name badge in it along with snacks. Got over to the dorm and our rooms. The dorm rooms are small but very practical for one person and thankfully air conditioned. The bathroom is just across the hall with stalls for showers. After unpacking we went over to the dining hall for dinner. Whole wheat pasta with tomatoes, cheese, pesto and steamed broccoli. Then went to the welcome meeting where the teachers introduced themselves.
Thursday morning was scrambled eggs with mushrooms, fruit and french toast. My class was soft sculpture animals. She had us take a legnth of muslin and place stuffing in the middle. Then using crochet thread sew it closed and make it look like the animal that you wanted to make. After that was done we were to do a patchwork on the outside of the muslin. Originally I was going to do a crow but when I got the muslin sewed up it looked nothing like a crow so I kept playing with it.....added four legs, a tail, pigtails coming out of the top of her head. People kept asking me what it was.....i kept answering "i have no idea". I named her Ella. Other creatures in the room were a turtle, an elephant, a dog, and a monkey. Lunch was a flat iron steak sandwich with carmelized onions and peppers. Dinner was a bleu cheese burger. I havn’t had a burger in such a long time and they looked so good. I ate the whole damn thing. Between taking the class and having to think and all the walking we did between the dorms, dining hall and class rooms I figured I could have the burger. Man it was good. That night three instructors did demos - one in each dorm. They would demo a technique for 20 minutes and then we would go to the next dorm to see the next demo. There were three dorms so there was three groups of people going from one dorm to another watching the demos. One was using yarn and tieing knots in it to make a long scarf, Another was using coffee filters and round pieces of paper to string together and make a garland, And the last demo was making a tiny house out of card stock......After all of that we all hung out in the living room area where we stitched and bitched. Wonderful group of women.
Fridays breakfast was scrambled eggs with spinach and french toast and fruit. My class this day was Discovering Paverpol. I have had some Paverpol in my closet for awhile now and really didn’t know how to use it.....thus the class. We made a wire armature of the figure we wanted to make.....mine was a woman sitting down. Then we wrapped the wire with aluminum foil. After that we cut up white cotton t shirts and dipped the strips into the Paverpol and wrapped it around the form. The liquid reminded me a bit like mod podge. Once you had your figure completely wrapped it had to dry. I sat mine on the window ledge and when it was dry I painted her. The teachers had paper clay faces for us to use and I put one on mine. The classes go from 9-12, break from 12-1 for lunch and then 1-4 and it goes fast when your trying to complete your project. I finished painting her back at my dorm. Lunch was a grilled chicken breast sandwich with cranberry chutney and dinner was baked tilapia with pesto and roasted cauliflower. Usually I don’t like cooked cauliflower but I have never had it roasted before. I think I have found a new favorite veggie. That evening we had vendors night where the teachers and a few of the students had booths where they were selling their stuff. I got a book from Theo Ellsworth. I love his illustrations.
Saturday breakfast was scrambled eggs with tomatoes, blueberry muffin and fruit. The class is Treasure Nests. In this class we used half inch cotton cording and wrapped it with strips of cotton fabric and then coiled these into baskets. Very cute. After we finished making the baskets we embellished them with beads, fibers, etc. The teacher was great. This was her first class and she was a very good sport. At one point in the afternoon she left to go to the bathroom and told us keep working and not to go anywhere. Of course as soon as she went into the bathroom we all got up and ran down the hallway and hid. We waited until she returned to the room and she started laughing. We were like 5 year olds hiding from the teacher. It was so funny.
Lunch was grilled cheese with tomatoes and fruit. Dinner chicken enchiladas. Tonight was show and tell. Everyone put their projects out on the downstairs table in their dorms with cards filled out as to who the artist was, the class and the teacher. It was great going from dorm to dorm seeing what each student made.
Sunday morning was scrambled eggs with chives and a strawberry rhubarb pieish thing. Pie for breakfast! Fabulous. I finished packing and Prudy had arranged for the taxi to meet us in the parking lot at 9:15. I waited by the elevator while Prudy brushed her teeth and when she returned to her room she realized that she had locked her key in the room. We got the emergency number and called to have someone come over to unlock the room. It would be at least 15 minutes before they could do that and my flight was before hers so I took the taxi to the airport. Taxi drivers are absolutely insane. I stopped watching him driving and shut my eyes. I figure that my watching him wasn’t going to prevent an accident. We did get there safely and I got on my flight and home safely. Arrived in Santa Barbara around 5:00. Jerry took me to the Elephant Bar for dinner. Artfest is was a wonderful retreat with great people and classes. There are less than 100 people at this retreat so it is much more intimate and you get to know each other over meals and classes. I am thinking about putting in a proposal for teaching next year. If you ever get the chance to attend ArtFiberFest it is a must. Tracy and Teesha Moore go above and beyond to offer such a wonderful venue.
Things I learned at ArtFiberFest:
a) I love Portland and want to go back to explore the city;
b) Anal bleaching ;
c) I am able to sleep on a mattress that is covered in plastic and makes me slip and almost fall out of bed;
d) some people's grandmothers have large black vibrators that they insist on using and bringing with them where ever they go (you know who you are);
e) I can laugh till I pee my pants;
f) I really enjoyed being around a creative bunch of people. I usually work alone and am not around too many people.
g) I can't wait until next year!!
I have posted pictures of AFF on my Flickr page:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40111833@N02/sets/72157620958779474/